Cooter

“ Cooter is an Adderall fueled love child between Albert Einstein and your local Cashe River crack whore, The Cooter is a outboard destroyer and Greenhead Purist”

"I cant believe he just destroyed 2 motors in the same weekend" "Thats just Cooter shit"

by PABLOESCOBAR42069 April 11, 2024

Cooter Nail

When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.

I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.

by Reverend Gibs May 2, 2024

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Cooted

When you get so coked up that you can't remember if you let someone film you doing something that will later ruin your life.

Fuck I was so cooted last night. I hope I didnt let someone film me calling Klopp a cunt.

by Sav-D November 12, 2024

cooterbonked

When you stretch the labia so far and fit your balls inside and bounce around till you ejaculate screaming I bonked ya

Wanna bonk? Let’s “bonk “

I love getting cooterbonked.

What’s that?

Read above.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild November 26, 2024

Cooter Clap

The equivalent of "Tea Bagging" for female gamers and/or characters.

You just got cooter clapped.

Gamer 1: What are you doing?
Gamer 2: Cooter clapping.

by thecooltherapist December 2, 2024

Cooter Wacker

referring to the vagina (noun)

Can emily, can I see that cooter wacker?

by weedwhacker13 December 14, 2024