shifty mamunes cubano

a dirty mexican who gets a lot of bad grades specifically Fs in computer related classes. His shiftyness is unsurpassed. O, and hes quite greasy.

Person A:Where is shifty?
Person B:I dunno but hes so greasy he may have slipped down a sewage grate
Person A:Why would he go home so early?

by Anonymous Informant April 27, 2005

export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015

Jak X: Combat Racing

Jack X is a racing game made for the PS2 by naughty dog. It continues the adventures of Jak and Daxter, following Jak 3.

"Jak X: Combat Racing was my childhood."

by Epic Does Things April 23, 2017

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

God of cuban

The unholy supporter of Cuban labor and or extreme addict to Cuban Cigars.

Yo! My mans killed that fool! He’s the god of cuban bruh!

by Krackalackin619 August 31, 2019

the legendary art of combat

the incredibly ability to type at impressive speeds and utterly destroy those who seek to oppose you. To do so you must
GRHHH TPS HEHE SMIRKS FOLDS ARMS AURA BURTS GROOAH KNEES SENDS FLYING INTO WALL WALL BREAKS FLYS AT HEHEH KICKS AGAIN SENDS THROUGH WALL BREAKS WALL FLIES WITH YOU LOOKS DOWN AT FORMS BLAST IN HAND FIRES SENDS TO GROUND GROUND BEAKS WITH CRATER FLIES DOWN KICKS HARD SHOCKWAVE GROAOH OOROAORAOROAROAROAROAORAORAORAORAORAO ORAAA BASHES WITH FIIST GROUND BREAKS INTO THOUSANDS PIECES
JUMPS DOWN GRABS FACE RAISES SLAMS DOWN HEHEH FLIES DRAGS THROWS INTO WALL

you must do that but type it all with 200 wpm and basically spam the chat

most effective on Discord

Him: " You dare challenge me?! I have mastered the legendary art of combat. Prepare to be eviscerated. "

Her: " Wha- "

Him: " GRHHHE FLIES AT KICKS SENDS FLYING MAKES U LIKE RAGDOLL GROAH JUMPS LUNGES GRABS LEG SLAMS CRATER SHOCKWAVE BOOM YOU BLEED "

by venturiansonic October 7, 2019

chinga te clumba

Chinga te Clumba means Chinga te Clumba

-Boy (2 years old)

Boy-Chinga te Clumba

Person- What does that mean?

Chinga te Clumba means Chinga te Clumba

by The random People November 28, 2020