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Sasquatch crotch

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.
The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.
by Dump truck December 23, 2016
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Crotch Bark

The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
by fussock May 2, 2009
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crotch pudge

1. Excess crotch, or pelvis, fat, generally out of place from the rest of the body compisition.
2. When the word is directed at females could also imply that the female has what appears to be a penis.
Is the crotch pudge on that chick crotch fat, or is she smuggling a mushroom??
by CampusIT April 10, 2008
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crotch knot

When your pupic hairs, usually around the taint, tie themselves in a knot while walking or engaging in other physical activities.
I ran 15 miles yesterday, at around mile 8, I noticed a sharp pain in the nether regions. It was a crotch knot.
by atwig January 3, 2015
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Crotch Fire

When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.
I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.
by 12thWoman May 25, 2012
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crotch bunny

a pet peeve or extreme grievance. also a large annoyance to your daily life.
that girl is so annoying. she is totally my crotch bunny.
by JoJo Muffin December 26, 2008
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porta crotch

Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word
Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!

Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?
by hollywood626 January 6, 2009
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