The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.
by Dump truck December 23, 2016
Get the Sasquatch crotchmug. The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
by fussock May 2, 2009
Get the Crotch Barkmug. 1. Excess crotch, or pelvis, fat, generally out of place from the rest of the body compisition.
2. When the word is directed at females could also imply that the female has what appears to be a penis.
2. When the word is directed at females could also imply that the female has what appears to be a penis.
by CampusIT April 10, 2008
Get the crotch pudgemug. When your pupic hairs, usually around the taint, tie themselves in a knot while walking or engaging in other physical activities.
I ran 15 miles yesterday, at around mile 8, I noticed a sharp pain in the nether regions. It was a crotch knot.
by atwig January 3, 2015
Get the crotch knotmug. When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.
by 12thWoman May 25, 2012
Get the Crotch Firemug. by JoJo Muffin December 26, 2008
Get the crotch bunnymug. Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word
Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!
Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?
Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?
by hollywood626 January 6, 2009
Get the porta crotchmug.