Sasquatch crotch

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.

The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

cardboard crotch

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

by thefunkychicken May 3, 2009

Crotch Bark

The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.

Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.

by fussock May 2, 2009

Fire-Crotch

A person who is passive agressive

That guy was a total Fire-Crotch when he handed me that sharpie !

by StellarMiki May 10, 2016

crotch knot

When your pupic hairs, usually around the taint, tie themselves in a knot while walking or engaging in other physical activities.

I ran 15 miles yesterday, at around mile 8, I noticed a sharp pain in the nether regions. It was a crotch knot.

by atwig January 3, 2015

Crotch Fire

When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.

I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.

by 12thWoman May 25, 2012

Crotch Stigmata

Yet another word for vagina.

"You fix my crotch stigmata right now or I'll sue."

by Giarc Regnikcilf February 27, 2009