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crotch pudge

1. Excess crotch, or pelvis, fat, generally out of place from the rest of the body compisition.
2. When the word is directed at females could also imply that the female has what appears to be a penis.
Is the crotch pudge on that chick crotch fat, or is she smuggling a mushroom??
by CampusIT April 10, 2008
mugGet the crotch pudgemug.

crotch knot

When your pupic hairs, usually around the taint, tie themselves in a knot while walking or engaging in other physical activities.
I ran 15 miles yesterday, at around mile 8, I noticed a sharp pain in the nether regions. It was a crotch knot.
by atwig January 3, 2015
mugGet the crotch knotmug.

Crotch Fire

When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.
I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.
by 12thWoman May 25, 2012
mugGet the Crotch Firemug.

Crotch Stigmata

"You fix my crotch stigmata right now or I'll sue."
by Giarc Regnikcilf February 27, 2009
mugGet the Crotch Stigmatamug.

knee crotch

When the crotch of your pants is by your knee.
*guys walks by with his swag on*
Girl 1: He's got a knee crotch...
Girl 2: Pull up your pants!
by allixue21323 January 12, 2011
mugGet the knee crotchmug.

Fire-Crotch

That guy was a total Fire-Crotch when he handed me that sharpie !
by StellarMiki May 10, 2016
mugGet the Fire-Crotchmug.

cardboard crotch

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard
"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."
by thefunkychicken May 3, 2009
mugGet the cardboard crotchmug.

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