Crotch Bark

The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.

Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.

by fussock May 02, 2009

porta crotch

Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word

Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!

Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?

by hollywood626 January 07, 2009

knee crotch

When the crotch of your pants is by your knee.

*guys walks by with his swag on*
Girl 1: He's got a knee crotch...
Girl 2: Pull up your pants!

by allixue21323 January 11, 2011

crotch bunny

a pet peeve or extreme grievance. also a large annoyance to your daily life.

that girl is so annoying. she is totally my crotch bunny.

by JoJo Muffin December 27, 2008

cardboard crotch

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

by thefunkychicken May 04, 2009

Crotch Fire

When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.

I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.

by 12thWoman February 29, 2012

Fire-Crotch

A person who is passive agressive

That guy was a total Fire-Crotch when he handed me that sharpie !

by StellarMiki January 28, 2016