West Coasted

To have something stolen. Derived from the car theft statistics that indicate that California cities are frequently among the top ten for car theft rates.
Usually used in the past tense

Fred left his laptop on his passenger seat in the Stadium's parking lot and of course, the thing gets west coasted.

by The Funhouse March 19, 2010

Awkward Coaster

When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.

John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.

-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.

by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010

East-coastal

A bet with such high returns that there is effectively no risk.

That round you're playing is east-coastal.

by somersaulting March 25, 2010

roller coaster crying

When you cry for a short periods of time, think you are done crying, then start crying some more.

Marcy: "Last night after gorge left for his two week vaca I was roller coaster crying for 3 hours."
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"

by HannerBananers July 11, 2010

Kitty coastal

Slang for a large vagina. A.K.A Pussy

I drove down the kitty coastal last night, but my girlfriend got bored and everything wen downhill from there.

by Jiggs McGee December 21, 2010

Face-crastinating

v. Wasting all your time on Facebook or some other social networking site when you should be studying for your exam in three hours or doing homework for Environmental Science.

If you keep face-crastinating, you're going to fail your Physics final.

by frustratedstudent September 28, 2010

bone croatcher

Originally a term used to describe a female who readily engages in intercourse with another woman's man. Literally encroatching on claimed genitalia. The term has since lost its gender specificity and can be used to indicate anyone, male or female who tries to get with a friend's sexual partner.

That bone croatcher skeezer Shelly got caught blowing Kevin in the back of his van as soon as Vida left the club.

by croatcher November 20, 2010