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crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.
by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017
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crap platter

an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.
1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.

2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?

Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017
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Golf Crap

Jepediah: “let’s go golfing
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”
by Vodkakvas November 18, 2017
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Crap

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Holy Crap

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!
by i.poop.in.church.69 May 13, 2018
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ass crap wipe

the ass crap wipe is smelly like uranus. (read sentence out loud!)
by aye boii July 17, 2017
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crap kabob

Derogatory comment for someone who is really just a piece of shit.
Rachel: Ruth is a real Crap Kabob she is.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.
by rachychill April 25, 2017
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