Tangy Cookies

When a girl casually mentions her yeast infection.

Girl # 1 : You goin' clubbin tonite? Girl # 2 : Naw, I contracted Tangy Cookies sooo imma just chill at home and take care of it. Girl # 1: -says akwardly- Ok?!? Uh, hope you feel better...

by Slackerdemonchild April 17, 2010

Ripping Cookies

To pwn so hard that you simply cannot be stopped.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that last kill? I'm ripping cookies in this shit!

Person 2: What?

by rppncks March 7, 2010

Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.

"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"

by T_PAIN December 18, 2009

cookie press

Asshole. The part of your anatomy where cookie dough is pressed out.

I banged her in the cookie press

by ultrafanatic January 29, 2006

cookies at the fair

A common expression that indicates an item is being handed out in large quantities. Comes from the fact that cookies are frequently handed out at fairs.

That company hands out bonuses like they are cookies at the fair

by cribbage_lover January 22, 2014

spit cookies

v. To vomit

I ate some bad mussels and I spit cookies all night!

by nrdsrfr March 10, 2014

cookie cave

A hidden vault for storing stolen cookies

Can often be associated with skirts or cookie cave

by The-Friendly-Enderman October 31, 2013