Competitive Terrorism

A competition where you have to strike fear into the audience. The one who does it better wins. It has some restrictions as to avoid severe injuries or cause death. It is a sport that isn't that well known but it is quite entertaining to take part in as one of the contestants. I was once among the audience and I had to go to therapy for 3 years. *Never again*.

Person A:"Hey wanna play Among Us today?"

Person B:"Sorry, I can't. I have a few hours competitive terrorism today."

by MansurNr001 February 20, 2021

competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

computer's

A gadget made out of wires, and copper, for stalking and hunting people.

A horrible mistake and should be banished

''Hey! He's Watching Porn On his multiple Computer's!''

by Cock-Ball-Torture January 14, 2021

CompletedCode

CompletedCode is a Dino Abuser

Hey did you know CompletedCode abuses dinos?
Woah! Thats crazy!

by DinoGang21 February 4, 2021

CompletedCode

CompletedCode is a dino abuser

"Did you know CompletedCode abuses dinos?"
"Woah really!?"

by DinoGang21 February 4, 2021

Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

computer

something i want to punch after a day of online school

im sick and tired of quarantine. not even my computer can take it, its starting to run slow

by johny fucking depp April 5, 2021