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TEMPLEOGUE COLLEGE

the place where 'da boys' originate from. several days a year it is said that the moon lights up the yard and turns it into a sacred blessing ground for maple trees, this however has never been proved. alot of work goes into the preservation of the rusty crusty found on the anoos of each pupil. techniqually it is the only place in the worl where muslims can eat garlic bread freely. Also believed that someone took a shit at the front door in protest against the sausage rolls.
by Gimpmeister17 December 15, 2009
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Stonehill College

A college that has so few black people, you can get a full scholarship if admissions cant pronounce your first name. There are more white people here with shitty earings than a gay pride parade. The school takes pride in its shovel collection, which, if its new catholic agenda goes through, will be used to dig its own grave.

it is home to father cregan, an evil dictator who hates condoms, beer and fun. he has a dungeon full of puppies and is holding them until the one day when he will take pictures with them and release it as a calender.

It has also been recognized in the US world and news as the regional head quarters for dumb bitches. A rarity in other parts of the world, you can hardly go anywhere without seeing a plastic faced girl wearing a northface jackets, ugg booth and furiously texting "wtf" to her bff about her bf.

In a vast effort to increase its diversity, stonehill in its new plan, is now very eager to accept people who have missing or non working limbs. As part of the plan,they get free tuition just as long as they smile.

Stonehill is a great place. Their official slogan is "COME HERE WE HAVE MUTHAFUCKING TREES!"
Student: "I go to Stonehill College."

Statistician: I see a high probability that you are white, rich and mentally handicapped.
by yay1234567890 March 12, 2009
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vancouver college

The greatest school to ever exist. It is a school for boys from kindergarten to grade 12. The athletics a amazing.
Man, Vancouver College is such a great school.
by li3h2dkewjdewdwe November 3, 2018
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College Works Painters

Misleading
Scam

These people have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars filling the internet with LIES. They speak at schools, post ads on Craigslist, and I honestly think these people are brainwashed in to believing their own lies.

Tell motivated college students that they will make tons of money over the summer and convince them to rush in to signing contracts and selling innocent homeowners a crappy paint job.

You end up investing your own money in an internship. BIG RED FLAG. This money goes to rich CEO's.

Go read REAL testimonies of people who's college lives were ruined by this SCAM.
A lie that will make you lose money.
They ask you hypnotizing questions like,

We are interviewing 50 people today. (LIE) Does College Works Painters sound like a competitive job that you would be interested in?

We are a company that has lasted 17 years, does that sound successful?

We want to you to sign this contract to ensure your business promotion. Does that sound productive.
by Victim0fSCAMz March 17, 2010
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Hartwick College

A private, liberal arts college located in sketchy Oneonta, NY, which consists mainly of hills and stairs.
Wow, where are the damn elevators? What is this, Hartwick College?!
by Ketchup Rose November 7, 2004
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St. Vincent College

Small liberal arts college located in Latrobe, PA, about an hour from Pittsburgh. Despite some bogus ass policies and an administration with a knack for incompetency, misspending your $28K tuition on useless claptrap, SVC is a great place for starting a career; especially if that career is booze jockey. Don't mistake this college as one of discipline, even with a bunch of monks running around, because those rosy-cheeked clerics drink more than the student body combined. Hell, they used to have their own brewery before it burned down in the 60's. Give those crazy Bavarians a bottle of Heineken and they'll be your best friends for life (and death, since they'll be here when they die as St. Vincent is haunted out the bung). Even though we haven't had a football team in over 40 years, SVC is a bitchin' place to go and drink, meet some good people, and maybe learn a thing or two in between. Gotta love it!
*Beer
*Steelers (even though they suck, GO RAVENS!)
*Monks
*Typical college tramps, asses, nerds, and chill people
by The Hospitaller April 26, 2005
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Birmingham Southern College

The Harvard of the South.
Liberal Arts School where you pay out the ass to get an education that will put you equal with your parents, who have to make at least $150,000 a year.

A school where you see at least fifty iPhones every day. The losers have BlackBerrys.
And no one in hell would ever have a RAZR.

Polos Ralph Lauren, Coach, and Rock&Republic are all around you.

Forget the GAP.

A school where the students work really hard but gossip and party harder.

Nickname: Hilltop High.
Get ready to hear your name mentioned in conversations about what you did when you were drunk.

IN A NUTSHELL: If you're poor, get ready to feel out of place.
And if you are, you better be REALLY smart to make up for it.
GIRL1: OMG! I love that FENDI bag.
GIRL2: SO LAST SEASON. Ugh. I can't believe that bitch has the audacity. She's obviously not from Birmingham Southern College.
GIRL1: Damn. Moving on...Are you still dating the lacrosse captain?
by Honest Voice at BSC. January 19, 2009
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