Conjungle your crotch

The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.

"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."

by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023

chotch

Anoyone who installs unimportant and frivolous additions to his/her car.

Civics have turned into the ultimate chotch car. It's because of chotches that cars such as the Tiburon are seen as "good" cars.

by Joycelyn May 1, 2005

Chotch

A creature native to many college campuses across the U.S. The chotch, also referred to as a bro, is a nocturnal creature that sleeps during the daytime classes and emerging in the evening to survey and participate in sporting events. The chotch survives mainly off of higher end alcoholic beverages and pizza. Blonde females flock to the chotches at night because of its ferimones it excretes from its skin, containing hollister or abercrombie cologne. If a chotch does not like what is being said about it, the said chotch will enter a beastial rage attacking all beings in a straight line. Most chotches should be avoided as they are hostile creatures that are easily angered.

Look Jimmy! Theres a chotch over there drinking some expensive booze! Dont anger it!

by THEBUMFUZZLE September 8, 2011

crotch

The under carriage of a person

The girl was a looker until i spied her black headded crotch piece

by MW May 8, 2003

crotch rot

Herpes or anything that infests your junk.

"Dude i heard that chick gave steve a case of crotch rot"

by croch-rot May 15, 2003

Crotch Bag

Word used to define a Fake or Knock Off Coach Bag.

One may tell if a Coach bag is Crotch by looking at the signature double C logo. Are those C's or G's? Many of them are a mixture of C's and O's, which can be harder to establish.

OMG!! Look at that hideous excuse of a Coach bag!! Thats definitly a complete CROTCH BAG!!!

by Renée R July 9, 2006

Crotch Bubbles

The act of blowing bubbles at someone's crotch and making it sound like the got an STD.

I just gave you crotch bubbles with my bubble wond!

by just mee August 6, 2008