Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory

It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.

by Kailman / The Thunder May 25, 2010

No chuck

To be deadass serious.
Not playing

Short for “chuckle”

“Bro no chuck, im hungry. I haven’t eaten all day.”

“Let me get a dollar” “no chuck, im broke”

by Leeltati May 10, 2019

2 Buck Chuck

A wine of various types by Charles Shaw (Chuck) which is sold for $1.99 a bottle at the Trader Joe's grocery store chain in California, with bottles by the hundreds, possibly thousands, in plain sight at these locations. It is surprisingly decent and is a nice cheap way to buy booze as long as you don't care what it is.

Friend: Why do you have wine?

Me: How about because bottles of wine are the same as about 5 beers, these are two dollars each, and I still can still eat once I'm starving. And also because I don't care what you think. So I bought 2 buck chuck.

Friend: True, good point.

by A name that hasn't been used April 23, 2011

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

by Bark. Tree, Bark. March 5, 2005

Pulling for Chuck

Term for old people masturbating; usually accompanied by viagra, ensure lubricant and chuck berry guitar riffs.

I went to visit my grandparents at Christmas and I walked in on my grandpa pulling for chuck, while my grandma watched. I can never listen to Roll Over Beethoven ever again.

by Drunken Irish Bastard January 14, 2011

lake chuck

the nickname for lake charles louisiana

im lake chuck bound off top ya digg

by boot boun June 2, 2008

The Chuck

Charleston SC. Also know as Chucktown, Chucktizzle, etc.

When you going back to The Chuck?

by RB Bennett March 7, 2008