Christmas Accident 

The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.

Mason: It's my birthday today!
Jordan: What date is it?
Mason: 19th September
Jordan: Sucked in Christmas Accident!

Christmas Accident by PangMaster March 11, 2009

Christmas Hobo

A hobo who is still outside when the weather turns below 0 around december and is very poorly dressed for the situation e.x Jeans and T-Shirt. Can usually be found pan handling in any major city that gets cold enough.

Benj: "Hey Kyle, lookit the Christmas Hobo!"

*Kyle sees a shivering hobo who is clearly near death*

Benj and Kyle: "Hahahahahaha, Merry Christmas, everyone."

Christmas Hobo by Benj & Kyle November 13, 2005

chrismassacre 

a christmas that is ruined or a christmas massacre.

last year we had a chrismassacre

chrismassacre by eric diamsay October 2, 2006

Christmas Eve-Day Eve

The night before the day before Christmas

-I haven't bought my Christmas presents yet
-Oh my god! You are such an idiot! It's Christmas Eve-Day Eve!

Christmas Eve-Day Eve by shawndo February 14, 2008

father my christmas 

an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms

I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents

father my christmas by charrc May 5, 2006

father christmas

An 16th century peadofile who would dress in red and white bearing gifts to ignorant childern. His decendents still abuse there allocated neighbourhoods today, when childern question 'father christmas special gifts' pearents tell them he isnt real.

a man came down the chimney last night, he said i could help him look for his lost baby raindeer.

father christmas by William Gates February 4, 2005

nightmare before christmas 

The best movie ever starring Jack Skellington aka Bone Daddy. It has awesome animation and the characters like go to christmastown and kidnap the sandy claws. It has the best soundtrack ever!

Go watch The Nightmare Before Christmas right now.

nightmare before christmas by darkdreamer July 21, 2003