chocolate santa

An old robust black man with a white beard and white hair

"He looks like santa"
"But he is black?"
"Yah he is a chocolate santa"

by kimmmmmmmmmay June 2, 2009

Chocolate Wristwatch

A ring of crap that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone's butthole.

I forgot to wash my whole arm after last night so now I'm sporting a chocolate wristwatch

by jfsnowman115 November 21, 2010

chocolate mint icecream

A disgusting green cold type of ice cream that tastes exactly like toothpaste with chocolate mixed in with it.

son-"Mom can we get some chocolate mint icecream?"
mother- "No timmy, fuck off with that gross ass bullshit!"

by ThePussyMuncher2000 October 11, 2017

unstirred chocolate milk

One who is all white but still has the black deep down in them.

That M&M character....he's just like unstirred chocolate milk.

by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

frosty chocolate

A sexual move: when you take a dump on a girls chest and then splooge on the shit pile.

My girlfriend is always asking me to give her a frosty chocolate. She is a skank.

by Austin Ballsdeep January 14, 2007

Vagina chocolate

Where you put a chocolate of your choice inside a file then eat it out when it has softened

I did vagina chocolate with a girl and eat Reece's cup cakes out of her

by Zayne the pussy pain April 11, 2016

Mint chocolate chip ice cream

The best ice cream, who ever that doesn’t like it is weak

“Hey Blake do you like this mint chocolate chip ice cream?” “ No sorry I do not” “Blake you are weak”

by Somebodythatyousedtoknow October 14, 2019