by vibecarti November 28, 2025
Get the Chiraag mug.The sexual act of busting a load inside a condom, freezing said condom thus creating a cumsicle. Then the condom over the cumsicle is peeled off. The now peeled cumsicle is to be repeatedly inserted inside the woman (or man) until completely melted.
Jerry's friend: "Hey Jerry are you and your wife still trying for a baby?"
Jerry: "Yeah but unfortunately I leave for the nightshift before she gets to bed. I'll just leave a Chicago Shiver in the freezer for her."
Jerry's friend: "Remember, if she ain't peelin she ain't feelin."
Jerry: "Yeah but unfortunately I leave for the nightshift before she gets to bed. I'll just leave a Chicago Shiver in the freezer for her."
Jerry's friend: "Remember, if she ain't peelin she ain't feelin."
by M1keH0nch0 November 29, 2025
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The Chicago Shit Gobbler is a sexual act (fetish) for when a person uses a dildo within their own anus, covers it in feces, and has someone give oral sex to the aforementioned dildo.
by TheLiteralFish December 1, 2025
Get the Chicago Shit Gobbler mug.An idiom used to explain how a seemingly negligible or "weightless" variable can have a massive, tangible impact on an outcome.
It refers to the physics concept of radiation pressure. Because light carries momentum, the sunlight hitting a city like Chicago on a clear day actually pushes down on it, adding roughly 300 lbs of physical force to the city's total weight.
It refers to the physics concept of radiation pressure. Because light carries momentum, the sunlight hitting a city like Chicago on a clear day actually pushes down on it, adding roughly 300 lbs of physical force to the city's total weight.
Example 1:
Person A: "I only changed a single line of code and the entire server crashed. I don't get it."
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day!"
Example 2:
Person A: "I barely touched the gas pedal and we spun out!"
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day, man."
Example 3:
Him: "She broke up with me just because I didn't hold the door open?"
Her: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."
Example 4:
"If I had found my keys ten seconds faster, I'd be here. Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."
Person A: "I only changed a single line of code and the entire server crashed. I don't get it."
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day!"
Example 2:
Person A: "I barely touched the gas pedal and we spun out!"
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day, man."
Example 3:
Him: "She broke up with me just because I didn't hold the door open?"
Her: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."
Example 4:
"If I had found my keys ten seconds faster, I'd be here. Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."
by anonymous202997 December 4, 2025
Get the Chicago weighs more on a sunny day mug.Fuck this shitty ass city and its shitty ass people, shitty mayor and the second worst gun laws behind California
by Zibles December 6, 2025
Get the Chicago mug.A chiraqiano is a Chicago street product with Spanish blood—raised between gang beef and family tradition, where loyalty is learned in both the block and the household.
He renewed his passport so he could come back home and step on snow, while half the city is looking for snowblowers hes on point for his people or his folks because for most chiraqianos opposition is faced on every block.
by AceLiz December 27, 2025
Get the Chiraqiano mug.Someone wanting to do gangster shit until its time to do gangster shit. In Chicago. Who has Spanish in their blood or mouth.
Ese maricon es chiraqiano, hes always stepping on my snow and stealing my snowblower. Gangster now but lets ask him where his abuelita and nenas are.
by Hey Hoeta December 27, 2025
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