Car wash

When you and your lady friend are in the shower gettin' freaky and she squeezes some soap in her mouth and starts slobbin on your veggies like your dong's in a car wash.

Chad: Yea dude we were in the shower and she was just shankin my shaft when she puts some old spice in her yapper and starts givin me ill dome

Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee

by blackman002 August 18, 2014

CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.

Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.

by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016

car rules

Driver: Focus on the road, don't get us killed
Shotgun: Stay awake, Mad DJ skills
Backseat: Chief snack distributer other than that YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS

CHECK OUT THE CAR RULES YOURE IN THE BACK SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Hotline Bling Drake November 27, 2015

car thot

A person typically a female who hangs around a guy who owns or is known for having a specific and/or fast, expensive, popular etc. car.

Hailey was in lings car yesterday now shes in ricos car, what a car thot.

by yota_b March 18, 2016

Noddy Car

A typically shit car, such as a Vauxhall Corsa b, or a nissan micra .

Look at that shit car, what a fucking noddy car that is, haahahaha....

by A.SyndromeOfADown June 3, 2018

car bj

When you give your man a blowjob in the car.

We were sitting in our driveway and I gave my man a car bj while we were sitting in the car.

by S.Prajna June 7, 2018

Car bj

When you're sitting in your car getting a blowjob from someone.

I received a car bj from my girl the other day when we were sitting in our car outside of a restaurant. She just swallowed my cum.

by S.Prajna June 7, 2018