Mary Calls are knows to be amazing once you first meet them, but as you really get to know them, you'll see how shitty they are and how manipulative they can be. They will do anything and everything to make sure you do what they want. You don’t realize how you’re being toyed with until you have a falling out, you will definitely have many of those. And every single time they promise to be nice about it and say they’ll never hurt you again, it's a lie. They say they’ll get better. Bullshit. More lies.
In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
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The election Tuesday may ruin America no matter who wins.
Yeah. The only thing that can save us now is a governor's call.
And just who would the "governor" be in this case?
I do not know. God? George Washington? Putin? I am not a Poli-Sci major.
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