Cutting the Donut

A phrase that does not exist

Are we cutting the donut or what?

by An1on2ym3ou5 October 7, 2018

Cutting that ass

A description of something that is really bothersome.

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.

"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"

by freakynasty April 21, 2019

cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 28, 2019

Cotton balls

Old man that has gets blue balls

Madwolf got cotton balls when classy the master shagger gave him the wrong directions to her house

by Ruinsomuras May 1, 2019

Cotton throat

When your throat gets too dry to swallow from smoking too much marijuana.

"Dude I need some water, I have cotton throat!

by Purpl2lup May 2, 2019

Cuntonian

A cuntonian is a really bitter evertonian who has liverpool football club living rent free in their tiny brains. They live life from day to day wishing horrible thoughts about the red shite. Sadist cunt and evertonian combined to make cuntonian

A really bitter Everton fan, want a Cuntonian

by Sheepwelshbumbag May 13, 2019