Cream-Pie Worthy

When a girl is so sexy in so many different ways, it makes you powerless to resist creampieing her.
Doug: "Hey man do you know that girl in my physics class?"
Travis: " The one with the huge tits, six pack, big ass, and sexy face?"
Doug: "Hell yea man she is defiantly Cream-Pie Worthy!"
by PongMasterBaiter September 20, 2016
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ice cream sandwich

Umm... two pieces of delicious chocolate-ness with ice cream in the middle sold at grocery stores??

(a definition not involving ass-fucking or shit-and-ejaculation-eating for once)
Yummy, my mother brought me home an ice cream sandwich. And no, it didn't have shit nor cum on it.
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Whip Cream Blast

To insert whip cream into a girls ass then have her fart it back onto your face
by daveimscared February 13, 2011
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Cream Team Commander

The Cream Team Commander is someone who creams (ejaculates softly, as to where it doesn't shoot/squirt, but instead prompts to ooze out of the cock/vagina) uncontrollably. Cream Team Commanders often have the best orgasms with toe-curling pleasure.

CTC's (Cream Team Commanders) are often found or heard having sex frequently which often leads to an ability to attain sexual stimulation and climax more efficiently. As CTC's are having intercourse, they are also going through a recruitment process. They find out if their sexual partners are suitable to join The Cream Team. Their partner will either Cream or Squirt after sex. If they cream then they may be accepted onto the team.

The Squirt Squad are The Cream Team's mortal enemies.

CTC's are often into the kinkiest sex possible, this is due to boredom of generic sexual stimulation. Once you achieve this role you have had so much sex that you have tried most of the generic positions and techniques in most places it is deemed "acceptable" to fuck.

CTC's partake in extreme kinks. These kinks also reveal techniques that have never been to be used by the mortal man. It comes as natural knowledge to CTC's. These techniques are named "The Forbidden Jutsu". Being a CTC is not for the faint hearted or the weak. Only the top 0.001% of the human population are able to achieve this status.

Join us.
Person 1: Hey sis, I just creamed for minutes. It was so good
Person 2: Really?! That's Cream Team Commander material! You should join our Cream Team!
5 YEARS LATER
Person 1: Thanks for recruiting me sis, I'm having so much godlike sex!
Person 2: It's no problem sis, you were clearly one of the chosen ones!
by TheCreamTeamChief December 07, 2021
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Triple Creamed Oreos

When somebody ejaculates inside a double creamed Oreo, therefore making it triple creamed.
Man: Hey, babe, want some triple creamed Oreos?
Woman: You know it!!! Gimme
by Big time crazy December 21, 2014
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Lime Cream Pie

When you fist a girl until she creams then fill her vagina with pie filling then fuck her senseless until you both cum then eat the filling as it’s pouring out
Yo Jay I gave yo sister a lime cream pie last night.
by TheOnlyJëW07 January 08, 2019
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ass creamed

have u gotten ur ass kick eva, well u got ur ass creamed ./ Some thing so gay so dumb it is funny
by pollin July 31, 2003
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