cake boy

a male that is often confused for being gay but is really straight

by Bat in Black August 4, 2003

Turd Cake

A cake whitch is infact made out of turds, a favoured food of turd munchers.

Britney Spears: "mmmmm.... that turd cake sure was nutty Lindsay"

Lindsay Lohan: "Just the way I like it Britney"

by Matt Willy October 26, 2007

layer cake

Noun. An expansion of the muffin top. A layer cake refers to both the roll of flesh bulging over tight fitting pants as well as the roll, or layer, of fatty flesh created by a tight fitting bra. The combination of fleshy rolls create a layered effect, ergo, the layer cake. While a muffin top can be sported by a woman of any size, a layer cake is a label generally attributed to larger women.

That woman's layer cake is jiggling whilst riding on the back of that motorcycle.

by KingConyers September 8, 2009

Cake

A delicious pastry often eaten with company such as the Weighted Companion Cube.

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.

by ShaunGreiner December 8, 2007

layer cake

The end result of a collection of persons defecating in the same toilet without flushing, or indeed putting the loo roll in said toilet, in which the effort of a group creates a fantastic art piece the family or indeed friends can enjoy.

Come on Jim squeeze 1 out, with your effort we'll have created the perfect layer cake!

by captianawesomewithbignads May 7, 2009

Packaged Cake

A cake (usually of the birthday/party variety) that has come into contact with male genitalia.

That bitch pissed me off, so for her birthday I gave her a packaged cake.

by the_tmo_rebirth February 13, 2006

carrot-cake

(noun)
1.A cake made with walnuts and carrot gratings. Usually made by your mum or grandma.
2.The term used to decribe a cake face who has used too much fake tan.

1.OMG mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!
2.Oh greaaat, Carrot-Cake and that un-evolved ape over there are playing tonsil hockey again...

by Noor , xx March 16, 2008