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Grandma burn

A "burn" in the '70s was about the same as a "diss" today, except that today, we don't point them out. To shout, "Burn!" at someone would mean that either you or someone else got that person good, either by fooling them, humiliating them, or making them the butt of a joke. This was exemplified on That 70s Show, when Eric's grandmother dropped a passve-aggressive bomb on Eric's friend, causing Eric to say, "That, my friend, is the seldom-heard, but much-feared 'Grandma burn'."
I went into grandma's closet to find something, and I saw the holiday outfit I got her that she said she loved was shoved in a box by the ceiling, and never worn.

Friend: ooh! Grandma burn!!
by Askanoldhippie September 15, 2013
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burning hamster

covering a hamster with hot sauce and putting it in someones ass
feel the wrath of my burning hamster
by midget army October 17, 2011
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Volcano Burn

Kamek got volcano burned after his friends discovered his Soulseek folder's contents.
by Lupus January 1, 2005
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rug burn

after oral sex, the red agitation on skin that comes from friction of pubic hair.
Josh: dude i have major rug burn around my lips.

Dave: her mouth was so red, major rug burn.
by niew tellivision May 18, 2010
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Carpet Burn

When a bitch let's her pussy hair grow out and irritates the penis upon entry ; when the pubic hair begins to slightly grow in as stubble and irritates the penis on the way in during sex.
"Damn man I knew I shouldn't have messed with that Christmas cunt, I ended up with Carpet Burn."
by Middle aged middle white male November 8, 2018
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friction burn

A sore someone aquires on the lips or tongue from eating too much hot pussy.
Person 1: Hey, what's that on your lip?
Person 2: Oh, that's just a friction burn.
Person 1: A friction burn?
Person 2: Ya, I got it from eating too much hot pussy.
by Hieroglyphics Rock! June 25, 2005
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bitch burns

Rug burns on the hands and knees from ruff doggy style.
I hit it so hard she had bitch burns.
by TB2 November 5, 2007
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