bradford

Small city in McKean County in Pennsylvania. One of the few places on the northeast where redneck jokes apply to the people. One can see snow in the middle of April and drastic temperature changes than towns only half an hour away. Bradford is famous for its unforgiving weather and as the home town of the Zippo lighter. Life in Bradford is so boring that hanging out in Walmart is fun. Bradford is also home of one of the branch campuses of the University of Pittsburgh. The roads are full of potholes and usually covered with snow. Mullets and overalls are the usual fashion all year round. There are more shopping carts than cars on driveways. The weekends are occupied by parties from fraternities and sororities from the University of Pittsburgh at Bradford.

Bradford is where one can experience the redneck lifestyle without leaving the northeast.

by Youngmahn Moon May 15, 2006

brad pitt sex

an act that clearly makes you gay, or means you are someone who siezes opportunities

that dude totally had brad pitt sex. He's a fag or someone who seizes opportunities

by Mike3343545 May 8, 2006

Broadbent

A bunch of people with the biggest cocks and best kissers

The broadbent family is the best

by Bigbadkb May 1, 2018

Brad

Is the crazy rediculous kid on the high school cross country/ track and field team that tries so hard to be cool and likes to try to get with everyone on the team; kisses people whose name rhymes with smaylor smalleta; stalks you while you walk home so you have to walk into strangers backyards so he thinks you live there; likes to come up to you in the hallway at school and rub his hand all over your shoulder and say 'HEY GUYS WHATS UP?!'; tells off the smartest kid in school when the smart kid is just trying to give him girl advice so he says 'you dont get any girls, so ill listen to everyone thats trying to make me look stupid'; steals smaylor smalleta's hoodie and wears it trying to act like he is b.a!; has creepy facial hair that grows everywhere like he is part wolf; has in IQ of 6; creeps behind everyone at practice; has a butt buddy!; rides in the coach's car; says he can run 5k in 18 minutes when really its 18 hours!

'Brad! i'm telling you! dont ask her out! she is going to tell you no! he is giving you bad advice to make you look stupid!' said the smart kid.
'you dont get any of the girls smart kid! so i'm going to listen to the jocks and do what they tell me to do!' exclaimed brad as he cackled!

by Xcgirliegirlss! March 19, 2010

Braden

braden: A short, annoying, funny looking queer that thinks he's a ladies man because he holds money in his profile pictures and doesn't leave girls alone even when they threaten to get bigger and stronger guys to kick them in the balls.

Random girl: Braden, go away, no one likes you!
**Runs away screaming.
Braden: Hehe, she totally digs me.

by lolcatz!!!!!!!1 December 11, 2010

Tamer Brad

Tamer Brad is a person who is that much more awesome than you. His style is unique, and many arrogant bastards call it gay. He wears makeup and dark colours, but in no way is gothic because Black and Blue are his favourite colours. Also Purple, so you may come to think that he is a bit more feminine than most other guys. He acts feminine for fun at times and that adds to his style. He is extremely smart and can prove his comments in a debate. If he loses the arguement, he can understand, but of course, this happens rarely. He is a big fan of Gackt, but does not strive to become a copy of him because Brad understands that he should be himself. He can be a bastard at times, but of course, again, he admits it. Brad is sexy and I am probably wrong about quite a bit of this, but nonetheless, hopefully, close to the truth.

BRAD IS SEXY because he is unique, good looking, and has the personality to back it all up.

by Kouji Wada December 15, 2004

broadcast memory

when you are telling a story about your life when suddenly you realize that it was derived from a show or movie. NOT YOUR OWN LIFE. usually occurs within a person who has "no life"

Brad: hey dude, one time i had a crush on this girl named mary and i was at her house on prom night and got my penis caught in my zipper while i was...wait...nevermind, that was from the movie "all about mary".

Chad: Wow Brad, havin a bad case of broadcast memory? You really need to get a life!

by NatGrimace June 21, 2009