English breakfast

When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss

My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast

by albynospyder July 28, 2015

breakfast

the drug speed amphetamine

got any breakfast
I think i some breakfast

by boardie September 26, 2004

dog's breakfast

A chess possition where white is kicking black's ass by means of an ingenius pawn offensive.

D-dog's got a tight dog's breakfast goin' on. Black homie's possition is wack.

by Black Kight, Ph.D. May 13, 2006

Breakfast

Nitrous, inhaled from a whipped cream canister aka cracker, in the morning. Or in the afternoon. Used to prevent hippies from following you to your nitrous stash.

Let's go back to my van for some breakfast.

by Dianamite May 29, 2008

Breakfast

Another word for pot. Instead of saying you are smoking weed, it's less obvious to state that you are eating breakfast. Not ot be confused with the actual act of eating breakfast, or the meal.

"Hey dude, want to eat some breakfast tonight?"
"Breakfast at night?? Ohhhhhh....yeah dude :"

by Another faceless name July 26, 2009

Breakfast of Champions

Hot food to provide much needed energy to withstand pummelling by sweaty, horny riggers. Usually accompanied by sprinkles of dried cum on cornflakes.

Heh. We fed this week's Rigger Monkey with a wicked dose of Breakfast of Champions so he could milk us with his love-cheeks.

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Breakfast

...you know.

This morning I ate breakfast with my wife... and her sister... and her mom.

Samantha needs to dump her boyfriend and stop eating breakfast off the kiddie menu if you know what I mean...

Yesterday my wife made me breakfast in bed... it was DELICIOUS!!!

by Head Chef June 10, 2009