When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss
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Heh. We fed this week's Rigger Monkey with a wicked dose of Breakfast of Champions so he could milk us with his love-cheeks.
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This morning I ate breakfast with my wife... and her sister... and her mom.
Samantha needs to dump her boyfriend and stop eating breakfast off the kiddie menu if you know what I mean...
Yesterday my wife made me breakfast in bed... it was DELICIOUS!!!
Samantha needs to dump her boyfriend and stop eating breakfast off the kiddie menu if you know what I mean...
Yesterday my wife made me breakfast in bed... it was DELICIOUS!!!
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