A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
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They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.
They are Losers...
Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.
They are Losers...
Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
by Mr_Goosey February 7, 2022
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A good guy. The good guy in the bunch. A guy that’s just good. One in a dozen good guy. 10/10 good guy quality. Quality over quantity good guy.
by Tinn02 April 17, 2022
Get the Brandon mug.A person who most likely has glasses, has feminine qualties, and of Idian descent. If he plays video games, probably has the worst aim out of all of his friends. Has a 37% chance of being gay as well.
BRANDON SUCKS ASS!
by Kyle Dawson NY July 14, 2022
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A boy named Brandon that uses girls, breaks their heart, is a jerk,thot, is self centered, and man slut who doesn't know how to fuck off.
A boy named Brandon that uses girls, breaks their heart, is a jerk,thot, is self centered, and man slut who doesn't know how to fuck off.
Fuckboy brandon: i have a golden heart and u broke it
her: u fucking funny , fuck off
fuckboy brandon :don't tell me what to do
her: ...u thot
her: u fucking funny , fuck off
fuckboy brandon :don't tell me what to do
her: ...u thot
by princessdragonflap May 24, 2016
Get the fuckboy brandon mug.The best person this world has seen, kind, optimistic, humorous, has talents and is very relatable. Although he might disagree with these things, we all know he’s a picture perfect guy.
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