Brandon

A man with a micropenis

That man has a small penis, he must be a Brandon!

by BigBoyMan August 23, 2018

Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them

Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Brandon

Someone who fucks cantaloupes

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny

by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018

Brandon

Bandon in the bitchiest, price of shit you can encounter. He's the kind if person who plays fortnite on PS4 with a keyboard and mouse at 3 in the morning.

"Brandon--"

"Shut the fuck up"

by Bigboialex September 21, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is usually associated with a fat, dorrito eating hacker who would try anything to be a tough guy

Bro, don't act like such a Brandon

by Lekker Stuk Vleis September 30, 2018

Brandon

wants McDonald's

Mom: Hey brandon
Brandon: I want McDonald's

by Violet Knowles October 5, 2018

Brandon

some disgusting weirdo, lil indian scammer

yo brandon beat it

by BobtheTatMate October 12, 2018