Sheep Bastard

Someone who gives Irish Wrist-Watches, but at a cost, instead of their own pleasure. This person is generally a cheap person, and or, is very obnoxious.

Dude, nicks dad is such a sheep bastard. He wouldn't even burn me that copy of avatar because he didn't want to waste a disk!

by Gramondorf February 26, 2010

Cock Sucking Bastard Fucker

A word that is used to insult someone when you want them to shut the fuck up and bow to your greatness.

John:Fuck you, you bitch tits.
Me:Shut up, you cock sucking bastard fucker!
John:HOLY FUCK BALLS JESUS CRAP!!!!

by TheGuyWhoMakesBabies May 20, 2011

Twisted Horny Bastard

Usually used to describe a few select species who believe that the world is playing field in which they judge and umpire. Perverted, twisted and downright stupid. This mother fuckers have half the mind of a peanut and like to masturbate in public. Usually go by the name Beau, Joshua, Bitch Ass Dolt or Schizophrenic Asshole. These twisted dickheads also like to prey on innocent people, take pictures in the nude with just a small jocks displaying their little cock hidden behind a football. Nice technique mate. Usually ugly, both physically and mentally.

wow... have you met Josh before? He is the epitome of a twisted horny bastard

by Turn of event August 10, 2016

Piss Drinking Bastard

Ken Ham the insult is drawn from two Old Testament references in the King James Version that torques the Independent Baptists when you really point this out, 2 Kings 18:27 and Hebrews 12:8 from the same translation. The insult came from the joint weighing in on the movement with the historian behind NoLifeTilMetal as he pointed out "bastard" as I pointed out "drink your own piss and eat your own dung." We started chuckling like kids who were swearing outside of parental earshot.

You have evangelicals thinking "sex" is a cuss word until they see someone call a young earth creationist a "piss drinking bastard" as you have sites that advocate King James Only Movement and cite Dr. Dino as their source of academia. This will especially piss off Pensacola when you hint that they've produced a dog-fucker from Craigslist. Then they blush when you point out where you found these two.

by illinoishorrorman January 26, 2018

bastard squad

Homo erotic group of young males who take pleasure in touching themselves and sucking eachothers penis'

They have also been know to insert their penis into other males assholes. They some time are known to do it to there own kind and it is a form a canibalism in their society.

Dont drop the soap, here comes the bastard squad

When the bastard squad is around use a buttplug

by Kunt February 25, 2004

A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk

A big hairy fucker who dad was not dare so he talk aboat hus spunk all week

I am aaa A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

KGB punkass bastard

A KGB punkass bastard is a wannabe cop or a cop.They act like they are a big authority because they think it's cool and they are narcissistic control freaks and snitches and jerks. They need to pull their pants up. They wear their hats backwards. They talk like the ghetto even if their parents are well-off. They're punks and wanksters and wimps and liars and lazy.often times they are polish.

hey you officer tighty whities.your no cop. your a wankster and a wannabe cop.your a KGB punkass bastard. and your still a wimp even if you do that ghetto talk and punkass polish crap. i live my own life.so stop telling me what to do.

hey i am officer tighty whities and polish wannabe cop and wankster. then the guy says fuck you to the KGB punkass bastard. then beats him.

by isssssooooooooooofuckthiscraaa September 12, 2011