abby baker

Absolute unit. Thick, baddie with a fatty. Junk in the trunk. The whole caboose. Don’t be fooled by the booty, she will take an ungodly amount of cash for her stash.

Paul Promise: “ yo what’s that rumbling and jumbling over there?”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”

by Jakzichdbe October 3, 2020

Eve Baker

The best person to ever exist and Eve Baker is also really attractive.

chad: wow look at her!
alex: thats eve baker!

by totallynotkylie November 25, 2020

ange baker

A girl who is in love with Austin

Ange Baker saw Austin and said “Darn I saw Austin and Im in love with him”

by You_love_me4 January 14, 2021

Gene Baker

The highest quality organically grown cannabis grown with aquaponics.

I rather buy from him, he’s got that Gene Baker.

by Sandy Jackson February 15, 2021

Ada Baker

She is super nice and easy to talk to if she is your friend u should treat her like your most prized possession she is sweet kind and cute don’t let go of them.

Ada baker is my best friend.

by C me February 19, 2021

Beef Baker

Someone who likes to stir up beef.

" Your such a beef baker."

by J_Dxvils March 15, 2021

Nicholson baker

American author and novelist of such books as "room temperature" u and I and vox. Nicholson is somewhat of a gimmickry writer as is evidenced by his novel "vox" a novel About a man who Carries on a sexual relationship with a phone sex operator in the pre internet early 90s. In some ways similar to spike jones more recent movie "her"where a guy falls for his os in a digital sense.

Nicholson baker wrote "mezzanine" an app 130 pp novel. About an office workers 30 second ride up an escalator to the mezzanine level of his office building. Novels such as these are what cements Baker's reputation as the master of minutae.

by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021