National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man

It’s national grab your boyfriends dick day

by markwasowzki May 9, 2019

boyfriend's blood

something that will be all over the floor if you try to cheat on your girlfriend, boys!!

girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?

girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.

girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!

by child from mars May 15, 2019

No homo boyfriend

A gamer term when you and a person who is male play as much as you can everyday.

Me and my no homo boyfriend are gonna play rainbow six today.

by Inhalethedank May 16, 2019

ex-boyfriend

1. a boy who you used to know. a boy who owned your heart and still does. it hurts you every time you think about him because you’ll never be over him. and when you try to move on because you’re told to, it feels wrong to hold someone else or kiss someone else. he is unbelievable perfect but you were so lost in him to realise you were hurting him and he blames himself. you probably won’t get out of bed for a while after breaking up and you’ll need lots of comfort food. a piece of you will always be with him, the times you shared. the special moments all gone because he needs a break. you broke him. so one day you try and fix shit but you only drift further apart and your whole world is being ripped from underneath you. you lose yourself and can’t breathe. i want him back.

he broke me. i broke him and how he’s my ex-boyfriend

by emo55678 March 4, 2019

One night boyfriend

A one night stand that acts like your significant other, rather than a hit it and quit it.

Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.

“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.

My binge date last night turned into total one night boyfriend yesterday. We met up at Happy hour then he came to friends bday dinner and chilled all night long, had amazing sex then went to brunch with his friends. Fast forwards never spoke again

by Lykra Dranks May 27, 2019

boyfriend layer

When you are in a relationship that makes you happy and you spend all day laying in bed together gaining weight.

You can tell she is happy with him because she’s starting to get a boyfriend layer...

by Agirlpwnedyou June 11, 2019

demo boyfriend

Either A single or taken male that gives the boyfriend experience to a single person for emotional and or physical suport. But at the same time kissing and anything beyond that would be off the table such as making out, oral sex,anal, and sex

In short a polyamorous relationship

Similar to having Two partners, one that gets kissed, loved, and whoes relationship is more than that of friends, and One that simply is loved and treated like a boyfriend of girlfriend but at the end of the day is just a friend that needs someone to not feel lonley almost like a human comfort animal

Bassically the demo boyfriend is dating someone who has put them in the frendzone from the start

by Rin_ Okumura August 6, 2019