vibrator book

A bad romance novel devoid of any merit and containing eroticism that appeals only to shallow women

She's an avid reader, but all she reads are vibrator books

by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

face book whore

someone who adds random people that have only heard of or

there friends met along time ago and have alot of people they dont know

when someone has 1000 friends and they really only have 100 that they no because they cant live with knowing there losers that is a face book whore

by johnpppppppppppp December 3, 2009

Fag Book

The compilation of all terribly retarded and homosexual jokes.
used to make fun of somebody.

Where'd you get that one, the fag book?

by Sexyface Moore February 27, 2009

By the book faggot

By the book faggot refers to people who insist on doing things 'by the book' or properly, in fear of being reprimanded.

This type of person is extremely annoying to all rule breakers out there.

These people often run their day to day lives 'by the book' - having to set out their routine ie. go to work, do the laundry, do an assignment, hand in the assignment, go see their boyfriend, go to work and partying on the weekend. While driving to work they follow every single road rule but because they are society faggots and 'by the book faggots' they go slow thus, they should stick to the left lane; however this is NOT done because they are ignorant people. This is VERY annoying for the rule breakers who want to get by them!

These people are closely related to society faggots.

I hate how that bitch is such a goodie goodie.. she's such a 'by the book faggot'.

by andyboiiiiiii November 26, 2007

mac book

fucking amazing, commonly though of as a non-gaming computer by pc owners, but now it can run Windows (through bootcamp) rendering PCs completely useless-er.

"my mac book can do everything your pc can, and it does it for less money and twice as good."
"PCs are so amazing!!! we can use Windows Vista!"---"Fuck you, my mac can run vista and OSX bitch."

by bonnizzle fo shizzle ma nizzle fuckers January 5, 2009

tree-book

A book printed on dead trees, i.e. paper, as opposed to an e-book, which only exists electronically. Compare with snail mail.

Thomas: Hey, how do you like your new Kindle?
Andrew: I don't know, I haven't used it yet. I'm still trying to finish all the tree-books I'm reading.

by Cesar Augustus March 28, 2010

i-book

synonomous for piece of shit

Angela won't get off of her ass. What an i-Book!

by Shadow February 12, 2003