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black time

A phrase used when someone is late for work or being lazy at work.
White people say things like fashionably late etc.

A black person would say they were on black time
by shay_whitay March 14, 2004
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black lives splatter

an amazing game, created by a retard from 4chan.
guy 1: hey wanna come over?
guy 2: nah, i'm staying home and playing the hit game called black lives splatter!
by runte November 14, 2020
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Black Sun

In the dark world, there always is a ray of light that will shines no matter where to give you the warmth and path you need to see.
Black Sun depicts the life he lives.
by BlkSun13 August 13, 2008
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black cock

Just a normal penis that many lowlife black men like to exaggerate about. They lie about having huge dicks to give themselves a feeling of security because they have nothing else to be proud of. This cliche is often taken to ridiculous levels in porn where they hold 2 foot long dildos over their crotches and shovel it into some poor woman's body while the "cuckold" (almost always a flaccid white man) watches. It gets to be pretty downright racist against white people. The truth is there is almost no discernible difference between any race regarding penis size, and even at that, the average penis is much better at pleasing a vagina than an enormous dildo.
A) Low-life black man: "muh dik iz hueg! all de bitchez luv da big blak cok!"
Black businessman: "That's cool, keep bragging about that while I apply myself to things that actually matter."

B) (During a porn shoot)
Nasty unkempt black man: "yea u liek dat whitey? ur bitch luv da big black cock! u b jeluz!
Nasty slut: "Ooh yes fuck me harder! ..when do I get my money?"
"Cuckold" (actually unrelated to actress): "Oh boo hoo I'm getting paid to stand here and do nothing.. sure is horrible"
Nasty unkempt black man: "Hahaha- whoops, dildo slipped off.... readjusting... k good. Ahahaha!"
by justaguy844 March 22, 2011
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Black and Wild

Black and wild is a way to smoke marijuana by buying a black n mild at any convience store emptying half of the tabacco in it then packin it with the sticky icky. not only does it look like a legal black n mild while smoking it , the thc from the weed gets into the tabaco half which you smoke also after the weed part. All of this makes a very good smoking experience. 727 DA BURG
Logan- yo bro you wanta wake n bake tommorrow before school ?
Sean- hell ya bro i got that sticky icky, what you wanta smoke it out of , a blunt ?
Logan- naw man we'll smoke a Black and Wild
Sean- tru tru
by Logan1214 October 31, 2006
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Black Capping

1. The action of one male slapping another male on the backside in a celebratory act.
1. Did you see that! Vettori got a wicket, now the team are Black Capping each other.
by Kip Stevens April 22, 2004
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Black Man Mobility Vehicle

A vehicle used exclusively by a black man for the purpose of traversing tough terrain.

On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.
- Like my Black Man Mobility Vehicle?
- Yeah man it's awesome!
by BlackManMobility May 25, 2013
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