Austin Martinez

A handsome man whose balls are the size of coconuts and is super strong and handsome

Wow that is a Austin Martinez

by Mr. Thinker. November 28, 2023

Austin Cozma

A true specimen of perfection. A man as true and hot as Billy Mayes himself. Although he might have some issues with people and may secretly be Bill Gates in disguise.

Oh my lord! Austin Cozma just did 9/11

by Farlorn April 16, 2018

Austin

Austin, the only man who can make you smile while crying. He’s always there for you no matter what the situation is. His smile can light up your face. His dark brown eyes, they’re just so deep and emotional. His teeth shine when he laughs. His body movements are so dorky yet so cute. He’s very loyal and funny. He makes you feel like the only one he’s got. His style is casual yet flavorful. He likes to wear black with small color pops and most definitely some nice jewelry to complete the fit. His hair is kept together in a nice style- always. Austin is very, very smart. He has a big future and so much more.

i love you austin. i’ll wait however long it takes until we can possibly be together..

by ilyilyaustinlolol November 22, 2021

Austin Filter

Austin Filter is the spawn of the evil morgorath and is extremely gay. if you ever meet austin filter make sure your wearing a chasity belt or you will be anally raped by his chode.

"that Austin Filter guy is super gay". Yeah, I heard he raped half the schools freshmen

by dicple of Gordan Ramsay May 30, 2018

Austinized

When someone goes to or moves to Austin and instantly becomes pretentious. They will usually make sure to let their buddies know exactly just how cool they are for being in Austin and how much better it is there then where they are from. They can usually be seen taking pictures of their food or anything really austin-esque to send to their buddies back home.

Hey whatever happened to him? He used to be so humble.

Awhhh man he went to Austin and came back austinized

by thelovermuthafucka August 30, 2019

Austin special

When a numsickle strips out a deal with no leg

That deal is such a loser it’s definitely an Austin special

by Jayjay0110 June 20, 2025

Austin Bizzell

Austin is the type of dude to get on urban dictionary and write the truth about him and not a bunch of bullshit to make him feel better about his pride. Even though people will try to say that this is a "write about yourself to make you look good" scenario. Well it's not. Austin is not the best looking man in the room nor the nicest, but he knows where he stands. He can be harsh when stepped on and puzzled when he thinks faster than he talks. He cares about what you say as long as you talk to him like a human, not a dog. He can become attached to someone, but only when he truly cares for them. He can be patient if not pushed, and he can bear a lot of stress. Just don't push your luck. Austin can be a great person to be around but only if you take the time to understand him. He can be out going and he can be annoying, but he can also make the worse seem bearable. He is the type of guy that wants to be there for you, but only if you want him there. He can take the weight off your shoulder's and give you hope when nothing is left. I hope you understand what a Austin can be, only if you want him to be.

Becky:That Austin Bizzell guy seems like a jerk....
Brianna: You should get to know him, he is only mean to those who trample on him.
Becky: What do you know anyway, Brianna?

Brianna: I know that he is there for me when I need him.

by Lil Lover 69 July 12, 2017