2 for 1

When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.

Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.

Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.

Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.

by Coqring May 18, 2018

itanium 2

Extremley fast 64 bit intel processor that uses EPIC architecture. Designed for high end servers and workstations. The Itanium 2 makes the g5 look like a 386 boatanchor.

THe Itanium 2 is the fastest single chip in the world.

by unknown December 12, 2003

2 burns

Pertaining to the last couple of potential drags when a joint is passed around. Common Bedford tongue.

"here ya man, 2 burns"

by Wingus July 30, 2006

2% Milf

When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.

"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.

by dudemanbroguy September 24, 2014

2-1

When two friends gang up on the other

"Last night Sarah and Esteban decided to go 2-1 with me so I stopped talking them. It's their second time doing this to me."

by Jadadoll August 27, 2015

Ted 2

A movie released on June 26, 2015 about a talking teddy bear.

you must have your special friend with you to watch Ted 2

by mikyryty October 26, 2015

2 sex

Instead of getting 1 sex, you instead get 2 sex.

(This achievable by giving your daughter and wife the same name)

Mary I would like to engage in sex. Both your daughter and wife enter the bedroom. You have achieved 2 sex

by Tayne June 14, 2018