Alfred

This man knows what he is doing. He is strong and funny. The Swedish genes in him give him the ultimate testosterone boost to shit on any liberal.

“I think we should make pride flags at school Alfred!”

“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”

by Liberals stink February 8, 2024

Alfonso

An italian name for a man who is the master of making spaghetti

Alfonso: I'm-a the best-a pastamaker in-a town-a

by Thesayingsman665 September 6, 2023

Alfie

Name for a boy or a dog, if used in the latter option it is defined as a stupid, rabid, annoying little creature that smells of shit

“Alfie has shit on the bed and has been a bold boy”

by 632008king September 26, 2023

Alfons

Alfons is a man who can’t live without a Tindra and is a king

“Wow isn’t that Alfons? I wonder where Tindra is then”

by tindrus November 6, 2023

Alfondo

He is like an alfie but beyond the normal type of goober he eats items that where not designed by God to be eaten

Alfondo wow stupid

by Definitely not Schteevo1 November 7, 2023

Alfie

Alfie is a kind boy and is a really nice boyfriend.he’s a good friend and probably has a friend called my cha cha.Alfie is a guy that will have loads of girl friends and is never single.Alfie is a pretty,hot boy

Girls come to Alfie he’s a nice boy

by Freya dabslls November 16, 2023

Alfredo

He most likely gets high has sold drugs before or is doing so barely does school work is Mexican gets faded everyday at school gets in trouble but not alot would do almost everything for everyone the nicest person you can meet can be silent and loud depends who he's with if you dont like him or dont fuck with him he wont fuck with u either most likely listens to trap music and always tries to better himself from da outside has hella stories to tell is mad interesting he aint afraid to fight someone if he haves to but doesn't really like to a hustler loyal ass fuck is down to take different drugs he can be fake to certain people he doesn't like if he aint in a gang he wont act gangster has anxiety when he’s with nobody he knows he’s more active and more social with people he knows he would make bad decisions it will take him a while to learn some days he’s chill some days he doesn’t give a fuck about what he does fucks with carti and travis and has taste on almost every genre he fucks with underground artist he can switch up his style and tries to be different he most likely has alot of friends he isn’t afraid bout putting something ong hes good looking hes sleek hes slick with things he does.

Dats my boy Alfredo

by Ofayerc November 19, 2023