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alabama shooting star

In the slave days when they would catapult black people into the air as a punishment for not picking cotton
Cledus: we'll have to find some way to punish these negroes
Billy: just put em in a catapult and make them Alabama shooting stars
by Romanisagod April 8, 2020
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Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.
Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.
by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020
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Alabama Glove Puppet

A sexual position in where the male sticks his hand inside a condom like a glove and proceeds to fist their partner, slowly opening and closing their hand rapidly
Did you hear that Tyler gave John the Alabama Glove Puppet? He couldn't walk straight for a week!
by Kavukkii March 15, 2021
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Alabama Hotpocket

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina
Ex: Tymere is the literal definition of this.
Tymere you like to search up this weird shit for fun...why an Alabama hotpocket...
by IamSmert_ April 19, 2021
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Alabama fart stain

The act of putting a fart into a jar and putting into a womens anus
Yo babe i hope you got jars. Why? Because were gonna do the Alabama Fart Stain
by anonymous September 18, 2021
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Alabama Pixie Stick

Meant do describe a cock in a kinky southern accent
Ima have to use this Alabama Pixie Stick to make you behave.

It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet
by Higliff November 11, 2021
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alabama shakes

A certain type of Parkinson's disease that is caused by inbreeding for multiple generations
"Did you hear about Edgar? He's been diagnosed with the Alabama shakes"
by thvnderfvnk January 9, 2022
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