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Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.
"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."
by Gixzo June 22, 2008
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did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid
Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?
by micheal watts January 9, 2008
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Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.
I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.
by Luke Treu September 25, 2006
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truck

Commonly used work vehicle with box in the back. While some people equating them, an SUV IS NOT A TRUCK!
Can you help me put this fruit platter in the back of my truck?

A: No, that's an SUV. And you can put it in yourself.
by Jessepticon December 2, 2024
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tear apart my truck in the toilet

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.
I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.
by JP knows best October 22, 2020
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smashing his yougart truck

The act of a person bashing their fully erected-seamen covered penis onto someone else's face
Bro, David was totally smashing his yougart truck on your sister last night.
by Kaboose28 October 19, 2015
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Tow Truck

Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.

We all know a tow truck or you are one.

If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.

Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.

This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
by Bigolbiddy May 5, 2021
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