After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.
by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018
Get the jesus jerk offmug. by H4rry11k September 14, 2017
Get the i am not no jerkmug. Just Jerk July is a challange for the boys, where you have to jerk of before you use the toilet in any way!
rules:
-if you use the toilet for anything at all, no matter what it is, you have to jerk of!
-you only have one chance, if you forget, or just don't jerk of, Your out!
rules:
-if you use the toilet for anything at all, no matter what it is, you have to jerk of!
-you only have one chance, if you forget, or just don't jerk of, Your out!
by jerkmaster420 November 5, 2019
Get the Just Jerk Julymug. I was getting a handy and she gave me a high five in the middle of it.
Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.
Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.
by You're a jerk, I know. June 9, 2019
Get the high five jerkmug. When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019
Get the Jerk-Off Babymug. by Swagcrafter November 21, 2019
Get the Jerk off Januarymug. When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020
Get the Spider-Man jerkmug.