by Gixzo June 22, 2008

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.
Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?
Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?
by micheal watts January 9, 2008

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.
by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

Dee fucked John so good he had a truck driver face like a Canadian jake brake cumming down a long steep grade
by JDviewpoint69 February 27, 2022

To reach a beneficial agreement, both countries negotiated a truck, with both sides giving some ground.
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

A rather large or obese woman often associated with sexual encounters while intoxicated. Usually sporting a tube top that is several sizes too small, also associated with broken leaf springs in diesel trucks. You can usually find them at your local small town bar.
Dude did you see Kevin taking home that dump truck? He's really upping the intake and dropping the standards
by Mystic Troutfuck November 20, 2016

And inadvertent nonsense message sent when your messaging partner makes you all nervous and sweaty, impairing your ability to properly operate a smartphone or other touchscreen device.
Often blamed on a friend's meddling.
Often blamed on a friend's meddling.
Texter 1: Truck h Up
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.
by SassyHats March 27, 2012
