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Covid nude

A nude photo taken when you are positive for covid-19
by Bubbleandsqueek5524 December 29, 2021
mugGet the Covid nudemug.

Covid-m

When the slope or gradient of the infection or mortality curve, denoted by the letter m, is increasing alarmingly to the point of almost breaking a new record every day as a new wave sweeps across a number of countries, which are often led by inept or corrupt leaders, who are more interested in their political survival than in saving peopleโ€™s lives.
What value of m in Covid-m would force the authorities in countries or counties with high casualties or fatalities to implement a new lockdown?
by Covido December 10, 2020
mugGet the Covid-mmug.

Covid-๐Ÿ’‰

When some countries with the capability of developing a corona vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on their competitorsโ€™ research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.
The Covid-๐Ÿ’‰ perpetrators are China, Russia, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the spying business.
by Covido November 14, 2020
mugGet the Covid-๐Ÿ’‰mug.

Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น

When pregnant women in Malta could not travel overseas to get an abortion, which is a crime locally, during the coronavirus pandemic, thus forcing them to order abortion pills from abroad to terminate the pregnancy.
Unlike divorce and same-sex marriage which are legal in Catholic Malta, abortion poses a challenging time for Maltese pregnant women during the Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น crisis.
by Covido January 9, 2021
mugGet the Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡นmug.

Covid cult

The clowns who supported shutting down the economy and destroying small businesses over a flu. You can spot them now still wearing masks in 2023.
Did you see that guy at the mall? Still wearing a mask in 2023? Yeah heโ€™s totally part of the Covid cult.
by WinoDaPoop June 12, 2023
mugGet the Covid cultmug.

Covid-๐Ÿ‘ฟ

When the number of Covid-19 infections or deaths on a certain day in a country or county reaches the beastly or devilish number 666โ€”when Lucifer and Ms. Corona agree to meet up every now and then to remind health officials and the authorities that they have the power to cause casualties and fatalities if they so wished.
Biblical numerologists and recreational mathematicians try to figure out some possible whys to Covid-๐Ÿ‘ฟ occurrences.
by Covido December 2, 2020
mugGet the Covid-๐Ÿ‘ฟmug.

COVID-19

โ€œJust a shitty coldโ€
Mexican: damn bruh I heard you got that COVID-19
Man Candy: nah bruh itโ€™s just a shitty cold
mugGet the COVID-19mug.

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