officiary cancered

officially cancelled

ShoeOnHead is officiary cancered on Twitter for making a simple, inoffensive observation.

by ghozzap February 18, 2024

cancer

Another word for geomatry.

cancer has caused him severe brain damage.

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhr March 6, 2024

Keyboard Cancer

When you spam the suggestions at the top of your phone keyboard.

Bro, Harvey sent me a keyboard cancer message at 4am today: Good morning and happy birthday to you and your family and friends are you and your family are you and your family are so happy to have you in the world of happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness.

by Eggzylofone March 9, 2024

Security cancer

Security software or hardware that keeps growing and consuming more and more resources

My computer was running fine until IT installed this security cancer on it.

by -Old-Tom- March 14, 2024

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really

Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

Russian Cancer Vaccine

Oh! See? Did you round up some of those cancer resistant wolves? What about the jellyfish thing? That was it, wasn't it?

Hym "Oh! Russian cancer vaccine? See? I told you that once we get some of those cancer wolves going we would be in business."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2025

Rare Candy Cancer

When you force level your pokemon with so many rare candies that the pokemon develops cancer most commonly in the form of prostate, or ditto cancer

I fed my gible 95 rare candies and now he has Rare Candy Cancer

by Not any clue December 25, 2025