Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.
by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023
Get the Lactose Cancermug. by cancer beanie November 16, 2016
Get the cancer beanmug. by Das nuts 69 December 22, 2022
Get the Cancermug. In a nutshell its League of Legends, You just open a game and everyone starts fucking you in your butthole.
by WIlliam Shakesword January 21, 2018
Get the Cancer in buttholemug. 
A cancer is a zodiac sign that is extremely scatterbrained. These signs are very wild and outrageous. Most people think that this sign is awfully quiet but their wrong. A cancer would do any dare, they are very daring and they love to take risks. They like to dance and sing too. Most things these signs talk about are very weird or interesting. Some people don’t even understand what they talk about. They also are very lazy when it comes to chores but when something fun comes up, they are up and ready to go! They love their friends and enjoy hanging out with random people they don’t even know. Never mess with a cancer because they can become very emotional, their anger issues will rise and you won’t be able to walk anymore!
Boy: I SWEAR GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW U CANCER
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*
by MrFabulousSpideyMan November 14, 2020
Get the Cancermug. A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.
by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019
Get the Lung-cancer-omaticmug.