Mooch Wanker

For those Indian and Pakistani individuals with the exact same haircut (short back & sides with a quiff) who drive around in their fathers BMW and say either "bro" or "innit" after every sentence.

They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.

"Look at that mooch wanker haircut."

by KingOfEverythingAskWiz April 14, 2016

Samantha Walters

An ugly girl that nobody likes and she likes nobody and shes Emo and has blue eyes and black hair she will get her lip pierced and shes dark and likes wearing black

Samantha Walters is ugly.

by Zzzzzzeeeeeerrrrrrro September 19, 2016

Walking Wanker

Typically an individual, who walks on the street, who looks like an outright wanker.
A wanker being, a person who "wanks" (masturbates). Which in essence, includes everyone.

Some deviants may include: Wanka, Vanka, Wanko, Wenka, Wonka, Wnkah, 'anka, 'nkerrr, and etc.

A white pretentious tourist wanker walks down the sidewalk of a rural ghetto village in the Exotic slums of my anus, on the pothole ridden road rides a group of hooligans in a rundown black Toyota Rush, shouting out the malfunctioning windows the following phrase in an act of general defiance against imperialism, political correctness, and general wankery:
"Walking Wanker"

by dragon_ligon_deez December 24, 2016

rating wanker

Someone who watches TV shows / films solely based on their ratings or someone who has to check the ratings of everything before committing

Joe you have to check the rating of everything, you're such a rating wanker

by Jadeydiddle April 6, 2017

Phone Wanker

Someone who attends a live music event and insists on filming the performance on their phone instead of enjoying the atmosphere. Exactly what these dipshits do with the footage after the event is unclear but it's likely it just sits on their phone, acting as a reminder of the performance they attended in person but largely watched via a 5 inch screen. The Phone Wanker is further characterised by the person filming the event with their phone in a vertical/portrait orientation, thus rendering the footage unusable for any purpose other than viewing it on their phone. Sadly all attempts to capture the event for prosperity (or perhaps bragging rights) are rendered useless anyway since the diminutive microphone on the phone is inadequate when faced with the venues high powered speaker stack.

I went to see Rag n Bone man in concert last week. Amazing gig but I was surrounded by Phone Wankers who insisted on filming it!

by JayWon April 21, 2017

post wacker

When a female/male gives you an unsatisfactory hand-job. The giver supplies an aggressive/heavy handed act upon the penis.

Becky was a post wacker, she gave a rubbish handy! Definitely won't let her toss me off again.

by boatmen svyc December 14, 2017

Bus wanker

A person who uses a bus as a way of public transport is immediately referred to as a bus wanker

*scrolls the window down* BUS WANKERS!

by Mia Waldeck January 4, 2019