Sad-uction

the failing attempt to get the attention of the opposite sex, characterized by grossly inapproproriate jokes, incomplete personal hygiene, and invasion of personal space.

When playing hard-to-get was ineffective Sam fell back on the sad-uction techniques that created nothing but ridicule in his early dating years.

by maggsilicious June 5, 2011

Sad-off

When 2 people engage in a war of words, but both people are just being sad in the process.

Anthony and John were having a sad-off after playing a video game

by Smithsonchap September 16, 2019

Sad cheeto

That one suspiciously large kid in your class that wears the same black sweater to school every day covered in cheeto dust and their hands are extremely crusty.

Oh Jerry, that sad cheeto! Always sticking his finger crust up his nose.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

Sad

Small Asian Dick

SAD (small Asian dick) is seen as the cause for autistic rage on the internet is an Asian male dealing with having SAD (small Asian dick). Commonly manifests by harassing Asian women in interracial relationships.

by PersephoneG June 24, 2017

Sad Man

Guyanese slang

a "sad man/girl" is a person who is strong or ready to fight. A hot head. crazy strong

That man is clear 100 acres of land by himself with only a cutlass. He gotta be a sad man.

by Nbboss April 1, 2024

crusty sadness

An uncomfortably familiar yet disturbing patch on a blanket usually owned by a male

Awe man, what’s with this crusty sadness on this blanket.

by Just-another-average-rando July 24, 2022

Sad sticky footy

A grotesque sticky footy given by xio Ming in the back of a long John silvers whilst using mayonnaise and coleslaw

Sad sticky footy mug at TikTok shop

by The Creature. December 30, 2024