soapy shit hands

Soapy shit hands, when you have some sort of poop on your hands and when you wash them with soap and water, it makes brown bubbles, and when you’re completely done rinsing and drying it smells like soap and shit mixed together.

Dude I was wiped my ass and I went too wash my hands now I have soapy shit hands

by loltoastlol November 25, 2020

shits n giggles

ats bloody brilliant liek

just do it for the shits n giggles

by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

Lose one's shit

To lose control of one's behaviour, to the point of verbal and/or physical aggression.

We've had to deal with quarantine protocols for a week and all residents have had to remain in their suites with no visitors. Some of the residents that have more advanced Dementia are losing their shit. They're becoming physically aggressive. But to lose one's shit comes more easily with quarantine than one would otherwise think

by chrisssy226 October 25, 2020

shit mah tits

it's a stupid phrase I made up i use it when I fuck up or am surprised or just as an alternative what the fuck.

Shit mah tits i just fell off of a cliff died then got isekai'd with a harem.
Shit mah tits dude i just saw two lesbians fuckin it was hot sht dude.

by 177013 is a masterpiece October 26, 2020

Gang$ta shit

$omeone who will always put his girlfriend first,never on the side,never in the back,never in the middle.$omeone who will go an extra mile just to put a $mile on their hun's face.$omeone who will always hold down their hun forever.$omeone that you feel protected when you are around them.

"Damn Friend? This Olebogeng Mochine gent really got that Gang$ta shit uno.Need me a gent like that"

by THE BOY GEEEZY January 23, 2021

on my real shit

An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.

Ex. 1

"Why are you barking at a tree."

"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."

Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."

by yungriceman January 24, 2021

Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment

Person 1 * making out with his girl*
Person 2 "bruh stop shitting in the town square"

by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021