shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.

John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.

by Attcus July 7, 2012

holy shit nipples

1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.

2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.

*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"

"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"

by gregoriouse June 21, 2012

That shit wont float

When a person is displeased with a situation or current event

Peter: I hate it when Matthew steals my Tequila and tonic
Tom: "That shit wont float"

by minuto siguiente November 26, 2011

Shit House Nuts

Crazy, Unbelievable, Nonsensical, Just Plain Insane

So named because a guy would have to be some kinda nuts to hang around a Shit House.

So he beat the shit outta you just for pissin in his aquarium? That guy is shit house nuts, i swear to christ.

by The Reverend Eben Hill March 5, 2011

Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.

That was one great straight-legged shit!

by giddyup_gansta June 27, 2011

your entire shit

A phrase meaning "Everything in your possession" or "Your entire inventory."

Gil: Requesting permission to look through your entire shit!
Admiral: Permission granted.

by Mast of the World September 27, 2011

Nobody gives a shit

The defenition of someone saying nobody gives a shit is that no one asked for you to speak and you should shut your shitload mouth

Jimmy : YO GUYS YOU ALL ARE GAY AS FUCK
Timmy : Nobody gives a shit

by Why do i have to make this i f March 9, 2023