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hottest thing known to man

A thing that makes every human being horny. It is so horny that everyone puts it on the top of their list of things that makes them horny.
Ur mom is hottest thing known to man.
by jdoexbox360 September 9, 2023
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Mug man testicle eater

When mathew and dom fight
by Yittanigh December 17, 2018
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low-rent man cave

The area in your house that your wife allows you to hang out with your friends, listen to music, drink, smoke and generally cut-up and be loud and obnoxious. Usually the garage.
On Saturday nights my buds and I meet over at Walkers low-rent man cave, his converted tool shed, to smoke, drink, laugh and raise hell amongst the lawn mower, weed eater and yard implements. We listen to a football game or find a bluegrass station on his parents 1971 Magnavox AM/FM/Clock Radio using a straightened clothes hanger as an antenna. All of the furniture is from yard sales or picked up off the side of the road.
by bullet88 October 2, 2010
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Blind Mans Top hat

The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
James gives a great blind mans top hat
by R.Savage July 26, 2011
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national kick a man in the balls day

april 7th is national kick men in the balls day for being disrespectful fucks
person 1: hey have you heard that tomorrow is national kick a man in the balls day!?

person 2: yeah, im so excited!
by rin 🌞 March 20, 2021
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Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man

A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.
Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.
by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 29, 2004
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boy man no girl features

yo boyman no girl features!

i'm a real boi!!!!
by meeshagssg March 15, 2005
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