National Peg A Man day!

June 14 is National Peg A Man day! So grab your strap on dildo girls, cause you can peg a man on June 14 or any time you want!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yeah Eve?
Eve: can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve takes off Stephen’s pants and pegs the fuck out of him*
Stephen: OOOOH SHIT AAAAHH~ WHY THE FU- AAAAAAAH~ DONT- AH- STOP AAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
Stephen: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
Eve: cause it’s National Peg A Man day!

by taromybobatea August 2, 2022

Mug man testicle eater

When mathew and dom fight

Mug man testicle eater fuck u

by Yittanigh December 17, 2018

hottest thing known to man

A thing that makes every human being horny. It is so horny that everyone puts it on the top of their list of things that makes them horny.

Ur mom is hottest thing known to man.

by jdoexbox360 September 9, 2023

Blind Mans Top hat

The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.

James gives a great blind mans top hat

by R.Savage July 26, 2011

national kick a man in the balls day

april 7th is national kick men in the balls day for being disrespectful fucks

person 1: hey have you heard that tomorrow is national kick a man in the balls day!?

person 2: yeah, im so excited!

by rin 🌞 March 20, 2021

Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man

A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.

Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.

by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 29, 2004

boy man no girl features

Sarah trevor from nottingham!

yo boyman no girl features!

i'm a real boi!!!!

by meeshagssg March 15, 2005