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jack gay Jewish noes man

a man called Jack Mortan who has a big noes and wears a little cap on his head.
" hey look its a jack gay Jewish noes man."
by the secret man February 1, 2021
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Got his grown man up

Yo, some kid was gettin in some run on the courts back in the day, and he straight got his grown man up on some cat that tried to block his shit.
by medschoolghettoadvisor March 10, 2008
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a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.
At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."

Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."

On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."
by Surf City Bum July 16, 2010
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oh shit man (Pronounced meng)

This is what a mexican says after laughing like a retard. Also this is how you can make fun of a mexican.
Jared: Hey how did the chicken cross the road?

Mexican How meng?

Jared: To get to the other side!

Mexican: Duhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh oh shit man (Pronounced meng) !!!!!!!!
by Leapold Butters Stotch September 11, 2011
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hey man want sum weed?

What this guy in a auto said to me one time but i had no money
hey man want sum weed? sure but i have no money
by KENNY! June 23, 2004
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hottest thing known to man

A thing that makes every human being horny. It is so horny that everyone puts it on the top of their list of things that makes them horny.
Ur mom is hottest thing known to man.
by jdoexbox360 September 9, 2023
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Seventeen year old man

A seventeen year old male human. A term that sexually enlightened people use and it is the right term according to the teen liberation movement.
by Deep blue 2012 August 19, 2010
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