wife

A woman you give money to but don't get to sleep with.

Tom: Why are you down today?
Bob: My wife.

by CutiePatootiePie April 1, 2025

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Wife Rogan

I don't know her name... And I refuse to google it!

Wife Rogan "This is not how people should be interacting with one another."

Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

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Model wife

A grown women who marries a tool of man to be a wife. She don't care about him. She cares how she looks with him. Like barbie she plays house and her roles. Her feelings and gestures are empty . Yet they simply seem realistic. She didn't pick him because he is smart. She picked him for what could give her. Status and bragging rights. She also wants a free house and his money.

Type of relationship digger.

Guy 1: "Wow that guy has a model wife"
Guy 2 : " what a tool"
Guy 3: " hope he don't go broke "

by Justanother definition May 18, 2025

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Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

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KEPT WIFE

A kept wife is a high maintenance woman who is in a healthy loving marriage to a wealthy provider. She has zero worries or cares, has help around the house and lives a soft luxurious life. (Not to be confused with a “kept woman” which is an unmarried woman who has sexual relationships for security)

I can tell she’s a kept wife because she wakes up carefree and does whatever she wants.

by The kept wife life October 10, 2023

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