Jungle Wife

A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.
Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.

Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
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my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
by Imissmykids May 15, 2024
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højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.
Oh look over there Pierre is eating KFC with his wife, højbjerg's wife!
by PJ4 March 28, 2021
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højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.
Oh look there's Pierre with his wife, højbjerg's wife!
by PJ4 March 28, 2021
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Money wife

she fine
she bad
she’s the best you ever had
BUT SHE FINNA COST A BAG
That’s Nicole, she’s my money wife

I’m not tryna be ya baby mama, but i could be your money wife
by Nixmas October 03, 2019
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shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.
Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.
by Big aldo October 30, 2019
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Slime wife

A female friend you have a close bond with, but not in fact a girlfriend. Your wife should know her place at home safe. While your slime wife should being thuggin next too you!
My girl at home with the kids holdin that down like she should. while I’m thuggin wit my slime wife got one hand on her throat the other pullin her hair, hitting it from the back
by Slimbaby1999baby:c February 09, 2021
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