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Columbian Helicopter Walk 

Sex act where a male pulls out post non douche anal and proceeds to walk over the recipient whilst spinning the penis to fling any remaining excrement over the recipient until contact is made with the face, and then is rewarded with a line off the forehead of said recipient.
Last night I was so tired after work that I could only be bothered to hit her with the Columbian helicopter walk.
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The Colin Walk 

A full blown testosterone filled walk that gives off good pull out game energy whilst implying this person is muscle filled and Sexy as fuck
Damn he do be doin The Colin Walk tho. Lookin all sexy and shit

Run Before You Can Walk 

What idiots say when they don't know the actual term.
Noah: I want to be a billionaire.
Tom: You'll never be a billionaire.
Noah: You have to run before you can walk.
Tom: That makes no sense

The Shafty walk 

A stride that emits virginity from the bowels of the walker
Guy A: "Look at him doing the Shafty walk."
Guy B: "Yeah, bet he hasn't touched a girl before"
The Shafty walk by croissantexp December 3, 2021

Fremen sand walk 

The motion one takes on a humid day in order to un-stick their balls from the inside of their leg, Referring to manner in which the Fremen traverse the desert in Dune.
My sack was stuck to my leg the other day, i had to do the Fremen sand walk.
Fremen sand walk by Das_Jaeger April 22, 2022

Warm Boy Walk 

A walk with a friend that is full of jovial banter resulting in an improvement in your overall well-being.
Just has a Warm Boy Walk with John, and I feel like I can manage the next sixty minutes of my life.
Warm Boy Walk by BottledIt December 7, 2022

We can't walk but we can like WALK 

when a place is within walking distance but you can't be fucked walking
we should go to ruby's house instead because we can't walk but we can like WALK to the shops