My school which sucks. They haven’t won a homecoming game in years , classrooms are smoking hot in the summer , valley Central is too broke to change are ID photos so I gotta look at my old ass photo of me from 7th grade , the hallways always stink like ass cheeks and don’t forget the Anime kids and weird ass kissing couples 24\7 and the bathrooms you enter you literally feel like ur getting high without smoking anything 2nd hand smoke go crazy!! Also don’t let me forget the FAKE ASS people you’ll meet in this place. Good tip for you guys don’t be in a friendship with 2 other friends cuz you know damn well 2 of you guys are closer then the other. WELL ANYWAYS THATS MY SCHOOL FOR YA
by Notpopularbutalwaysthere August 23, 2022
The only place you'll want to kill yourself truly. If you're anything but the most disgusting looking, pale, hardcore christian up, blonde-brown ombre, shit talking hetero you will be sent to purgatory by someone who looks like a scratching post. People who have relations get ahead and only the people you hate will be related to the staff. There is at least 5 cases of incest going on at a time. Have fun trying to survive against people who's names probably sound like they came out of an Instagram dictionary. Also it has a terrible rating, you won't get into a good college.
by wigglewip October 04, 2022
josh: hey man she showed me her valley volcano yesterday!!
me: what’s a valley volcano?
josh: her bootyhole! duh
me: man i wanna eat some valley volcano
me: what’s a valley volcano?
josh: her bootyhole! duh
me: man i wanna eat some valley volcano
by anonymousbabie January 07, 2021
by memecatdiscord August 11, 2021
Every ugly girl that you’ve ever seen goes to this school. Most of the people are rich and goodie goodies. There are also a lot of stoners. The boys are hot asf and have great shoe game. Every Valley kid hates chenango forks with everything. The teachers are either rlly nice or mean
by Idkwhowrotethis February 05, 2020
by Andistic April 20, 2019
A large rural valley in southern Utah mostly filled with incestual inbreds, almost everyone is related by blood, and everyone is related by marriage.
It's an area plagued by MAGA and uneducated people, a place where uncle's rape their nieces and get away with it under the protection of the LDS Church.
Unsustainable agriculture is also popular here, people grow the most water-intensive plants for cows who live on the other side of the world, rather than organizing and growing Food for People. These people are facing a pending aquifer collapse and they don't even realize it.
On the weekends the good ol' boys will go out driving onto the dirt roads, getting shit-faced while killing, rabbits chiselers, coyotes or anything that move. They always make sure to toss their beer cans and liquor bottles out into the sagebrush so the wives don't know that they were drinking when they get home. Meanwhile when all the good old boys are romping around, the housewives are popping opiate tabs to deal with their suicidal depression from being objectified by the LDS church and their husbands.
Every Sunday these "good" people have the opportunity to return to church and repent for their sins.
It's an area plagued by MAGA and uneducated people, a place where uncle's rape their nieces and get away with it under the protection of the LDS Church.
Unsustainable agriculture is also popular here, people grow the most water-intensive plants for cows who live on the other side of the world, rather than organizing and growing Food for People. These people are facing a pending aquifer collapse and they don't even realize it.
On the weekends the good ol' boys will go out driving onto the dirt roads, getting shit-faced while killing, rabbits chiselers, coyotes or anything that move. They always make sure to toss their beer cans and liquor bottles out into the sagebrush so the wives don't know that they were drinking when they get home. Meanwhile when all the good old boys are romping around, the housewives are popping opiate tabs to deal with their suicidal depression from being objectified by the LDS church and their husbands.
Every Sunday these "good" people have the opportunity to return to church and repent for their sins.
In Escalante Valley many men live by the value system of rape, repent, repeat again.
I'm going to Escalante Valley to shoot some chiselers.
I'm going to Escalante Valley to shoot some chiselers.
by BdogW February 09, 2019