twat trapper

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021
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Twat-guac

Vaginal semen that's partially coagulated to become a gelatinous state and is referenced to the look and feel of guacamole.
by Assuhbrah August 13, 2016
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Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.
Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?
by xHybridDragonx March 07, 2023
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Twat Trophy

And these two here are mommy's little twat trophy :)
by tallen7987 December 04, 2012
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Twat in a hat

The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.
*puts hat on George* "Twat in a hat!"
by blackichan May 28, 2013
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twat bot

1. A horny person in search of female genitalia.

2. A person on the hunt for a female to have sex with.

3. One who trolls social media or the streets looking to get laid.

4. A nickname relating to a male person who sleeps with many women- may be labeled as a womanizer or a 'man whore'.
One should always be cautious of whom they meet online, they might be a sexual predator... an online twat bot.
by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022
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Twat Cap

A twat cap are caps which were originally worn by rappers and gangsters but have now been worn by hipsters, the caps are usually have an american basketball team logo or a baseball team logo, they usually make the wearer look like a twat
"Hey look at that Hipster with his twat cap"
"I really want a twat cap but its too mainstream now"
by the big nonse December 20, 2011
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